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About Simon

Simon Houghton creator of The Bloke Show started life as a baby, going on to become a boy and then a man, at which time he became an actor. As time passed he went on to be a director, later still he became a sales guy, then a business owner. Most recently he regressed and became a writer. Then a driver, then an actor again. Decisiveness is not one of his strong suits.

Just thinkin (at 7 o’clock in the morning)

I’d totally be for changing the word ‘try’ in Rugby League and Rugby Union to the word ‘do” except that Americans, when first hearing Ray Warren intoning that Queensland had “scored a do” might think they had “won a shit” … Continue reading

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To Jacob, Shoshana, Jenova and Jordan

Only a few days before two of my boys come to visit me; I lie awake with the thoughts and memories of the children I may not see for a long time. I love you all. Your smiles and laughter, … Continue reading

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Laugh at at it you miserable bastard

Today I posted this joke on my facebook wall – I rear-ended a car this morning…the start of a really bad day! The driver got out of the other car, and he was a dwarf He looked up at me … Continue reading

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Its the juvenile wanker post

Have you ever thought of all of the relationships of your life, how often you were the one that got away? I have; and I gotta say, mostly its me, not them. Its not that I don’t have my down-side, … Continue reading

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Dreaming

I don’t dream very often, but I am right now; of you ; a lot. Are you ok? UPDATE Feb 28/29 2012 My mistake … I thought I was still in tune with you. SIMONS EASTER EGG Word count: 34

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