My Internet Date-Site Ad

I thought about this long and hard… a friend of mine who I have recently renewed acquaintance with through facebook – its been great getting to know her again, (she knew me at high school twenty odd years ago) asked me today, after reading yesterdays blog entry, if I would ever consider joining an internet dating site, I replied no. She then asked if she could write my profile for me, just for fun.

Hell, why not.

I WILL NOT join an internet dating site despite being barraged with google ads for them, but I will post her (half-mocking but very complimentary) impression of me.
I am blushing at the thought… but here goes. You never know, maybe Ms Right will read it and come storming to my door … probably not.

“Incredibly handsome, cheeky faced 43 year old male seeks like minded female. I am massively flirtatious, intense and probably inappropriately sexual. I may put you off at first, but Jesus I will hook you in pretty goddamn quickly with my charm and sexual chemistry. If you like lightning speed quick wit and a wacky sense of humour, you will find that in spades. I am intelligent and highly creative. I don’t mind being the centre of attention. I am an extravert, who quickly wins the affections of others. I laugh a lot. Quite loudly. You may detect a slight fragility in my nature, a little vulnerability that will only make you love me more and more. I am a sensual creature who requires lots of touch, warmth and affection as well as massive amounts of sex.

Jesus, I would never have written that..or anything vaguely like that!

Todays blog entry brought to you by Carita Birch.

About Simon

Simon Houghton creator of The Bloke Show started life as a baby, going on to become a boy and then a man, at which time he became an actor. As time passed he went on to be a director, later still he became a sales guy, then a business owner. Most recently he regressed and became a writer. Then a driver, then an actor again. Decisiveness is not one of his strong suits.
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