St Patrick’s Day 2011

Sung to the tune of – McNamara’s Band –

Hey Diddle-Diddle Dee. Diddly-Diddly Hey. Hey Diddle-Diddle Dee Dontcha know? Dontcha know? Diddly-Diddly I wouldnt be leavin’ from here. Hey Diddle-Diddle Fa-la-la. Aint that the craic? Diddly Do-dah Hey Diddle- Dee he burned his mouth on the exhaust pipe. Ho Diddle Hey Diddly-Diddly Ho-De-Ho Paddy O’Furniture. Diddly Dee-de-Dee De-Dee Don’t mind him he’s an eejit. Ho-Dee-Doe Diddly-Diddly Hey-De-Day Oh, have you now? Ho Diddly Hey Dee-Day-Dee Diddle-Diddle Dum-Dee-Do-Dee His body burned for a week. Ho De-Hey-De Day-De-Day Diddle-Diddly Doe-De-Doe I’m talkin’ to the little fella on yer knee. Doe Diddly-Diddly Hey-De-Day Diddle-Diddle He missed his own wake Hey!

CHORUS – Hey Diddle-Diddle Dee. Diddly-Diddly Hey. Hey Diddle-Diddle Dee Dontcha know? Dontcha know? Diddly-Diddly I wouldnt be leavin’ from here. Hey Diddle-Diddle Fa-la-la. Aint that the craic? Diddly Do-dah Hey Diddle- Dee he burned his mouth on the exhaust pipe. Ho Diddle Hey Diddly-Diddly Ho-De-Ho Paddy O’Furniture. Diddly Dee-de-Dee De-Dee Don’t mind him he’s an eejit. Ho-Dee-Doe Diddly-Diddly Hey-De-Day Oh, have you now? Ho Diddly Hey Dee-Day-Dee Diddle-Diddle Dum-Dee-Do-Dee His body burned for a week. Ho De-Hey-De Day-De-Day Diddle-Diddly Doe-De-Doe I’m talkin’ to the little fella on yer knee. Doe Diddly-Diddly Hey-De-Day Diddle-Diddle He missed his own wake Hey!

Hey Diddle-Diddle Dee. Diddly-Diddly Hey. Hey Diddle-Diddle Dee Dontcha know? Dontcha know? Diddly-Diddly I wouldnt be leavin’ from here. Hey Diddle-Diddle Fa-la-la. Aint that the craic? Diddly Do-dah Hey Diddle- Dee he burned his mouth on the exhaust pipe. Ho Diddle Hey Diddly-Diddly Ho-De-Ho Paddy O’Furniture. Diddly Dee-de-Dee De-Dee Don’t mind him he’s an eejit. Ho-Dee-Doe Diddly-Diddly Hey-De-Day Oh, have you now? Ho Diddly Hey Dee-Day-Dee Diddle-Diddle Dum-Dee-Do-Dee His body burned for a week. Ho De-Hey-De Day-De-Day Diddle-Diddly Doe-De-Doe I’m talkin’ to the little fella on yer knee. Doe Diddly-Diddly Hey-De-Day Diddle-Diddle He missed his own wake Hey!

Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

SIMONS ST. PATRICK’S DAY EGG

About Simon

Simon Houghton creator of The Bloke Show started life as a baby, going on to become a boy and then a man, at which time he became an actor. As time passed he went on to be a director, later still he became a sales guy, then a business owner. Most recently he regressed and became a writer. Then a driver, then an actor again. Decisiveness is not one of his strong suits.
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