Author Archives: Simon

About Simon

Simon Houghton creator of The Bloke Show started life as a baby, going on to become a boy and then a man, at which time he became an actor. As time passed he went on to be a director, later still he became a sales guy, then a business owner. Most recently he regressed and became a writer. Then a driver, then an actor again. Decisiveness is not one of his strong suits.

My only advice to women

Wear dresses. Amended 11/16 – Wow my sweet friend Carita pointed out that this entry could be construed as sexist in tone – so I thought I’d better amend this post-haste! The reason I suggest this is that well designed … Continue reading

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Leaving Home

On Tuesday I’ll be jetting my way back to the US. Back to my Reason and an uncertain future. Its been an enlightening, restorative break. I’ve had a wonderful time seeing my family and my many Aussie friends. Falling in … Continue reading

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Home

This is my “return of the prodigal”. After High School graduation I wanted to do law, journalism or pursue an academic career, I didn’t complete any of those things, I did actually begin a BA at University of Queensland majoring … Continue reading

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Three Women Pt 1 The Story of Kory

The past ten months has been a particularly challenging time for me. In that time three remarkable women have made a significant and lasting impact in my life . In this three part post I hope to pay a worthy … Continue reading

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An Imaginary Conversation

God I hate this – but Im going to be true to myself – Im going to keep all my promises. Especially those Ive made to myself. This is a no-holds barred uncensored biog/ journal/ blog thingy . I think … Continue reading

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