Preserving culture in a gladstone bag

We must have looked an odd threesome marching in silence together towards our respective homes at days end along the dusty, unsealed footpath that ran beside Samford Road from the Ferny Grove railway station. My two next door neighbours and I.
The neighbour to my left, Tony, an ambitious,short statured, suit wearing Qld police detective in his late twenties; me, a thirteen year old catholic schoolboy, looking bedraggled in my Catholic grey shirt untucked from my Catholic grey long pants with my Catholic red-and-white striped tie slung over one shoulder, my sky-blue puma logo-ed school bag slung over the other; and my right-side next door neighbour, Daryl, a stocky, sun-beaten, gruff-voiced, softly spoken, rollie-puffing chain smoker, a family-man and father of four in his mid forties. Despite being softly spoken, when angered Daryl’s voice could shake the foundations of our house; when called in for dinner his kids would bolt like rabbits home. Daryl was a fitter with Qld Railways, his uniform: the iconic Qld Railways cobalt-blue collared short-sleeved shirt and shorts. While Tony and I may have dragged our feet on occasion, Daryl always marched silently apace, his stance erect, a smile on his face. I did wonder why he sported that big smile of his late of an afternoon as he did, although I never thought enough about it to ask him why. I never saw him dishevelled, his shirt always tucked in and neat even after a day that must have been physically exhausting for a labouring man in the harsh Queensland sun. The only sign that he’d had a particularly taxing day: a slight slackening of his walking pace, which was maybe a half-step slower. In his hand Daryl held his work bag, a bag he was never, never without. A brown, well-worn gladstone bag.

In 2008 my parents attended Daryl’s funeral. In one of the eulogies, delivered by his daughter Roslyn and his eldest son Gary, Daryl’s secret, and the reason for the knowing smile on our homeward bound journey was revealed: for years he smuggled what he called, his ‘superannuation’ in that weathered gladstone bag. By ‘superannuation’ Daryl meant the stuff he’d nicked from the railways. No wonder he held on to it tight. The only thing between him and the be-suited short arm of the law was me. In those days superannuation contributions were not compulsory and being a father of four on what must have been a modest income, Daryl could hardly have afforded the extra. As Roslyn and Gary told the tale, Daryl never stole anything he didn’t use himself, he pinched tools and bits and pieces that he had use for and never made any personal financial gain.

Australians like to buck authority a little, we like to break the rules every now and then, we have an inherent sense of fairness and like the underdog to get up and have a win. We want our mates to be successful, not too successful mind, because we know what evils power and money breeds. We do not like boastfulness and arrogance and hold our sense of humour dear.

I don’t think Tony would have minded terribly had he known about it. I don’t think he’d have cared, even if Daryl had fenced some of the gear. Daryl was a good bloke. It would have seemed fair enough.

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A Song for You

A song beautiful enough for you.

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Add to my toilets

One of the things that impresses me when I return to my homeland is the dissemination of information about government provided services. Everything from healthcare services, educational programs, grants,subsidies social security programs and entitlements to public safety awareness campaigns and the location of each of Australia’s public toilets.

Yep, that’s right, need to go? we got ya covered, just refer to the National Public Toilet Map. Lost and can’t find the nearest bog? Browse for a bathroom, plan for a pee and utilize the services of the GPS toilet locator. You can always use the ‘add to my toilets’ button – a button for those toilets you’ve developed a particular fondness for and if your favourite dunny isn’t listed you can always “suggest a toilet”.

Hey, if theres a country that you’d want to be in when seeking relief – Australia’s it.

 

UPDATE 26 Feb 2012

Just browsing through the National Public Toilet Map ( An initiative of The National Continence Management Strategy) …as you do, when I stumbled upon the conveniences available in The Daintree region. One such toilet, at The Riverview Van Park was so kind as to list its hours as “irregular” presumably to better relate to its users. Thoughtful.

 

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If music be the food of love, play on

Since my return I’ve had the good fortune to see two fab shows/concerts. The The Soweto Gospel Choir and The Bar at Buena Vista. If you have the need for a reminder that music has a power beyond reason; an ability to communicate at the deepest and most essential human level, a ticket to one of these two shows (or preferably both) is essential.

In both shows, at different times, I felt the urge to cry and laugh, to dance and celebrate and if that isn’t recommendation enough, I don’t know what is.

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The production concept

Due to severe budgetary constraints (read: we haven’t got one) we are planning to use an interesting, and to our knowledge original, theatrical conceit in a video format. I really don’t want to give away exactly what we plan to do, but suffice to say I’m really excited by it and think it’ll work a treat. Pete and I are both working on the episodes and gathering together as many of our old chums as possible to do cameo roles. I’ll be calling or trying to contact people as we firm up ideas . We should be shooting in and around Brissie during the next few weekends. So many of our mates can expect the invitation of unpaid work in an exciting and new original concept production. We offer no pay, no catering, no drivers, no trailers, no billing, no points, an uncertain release date and only the most minimal of scripts and direction. But there’ll be one helluva wrap party with plenty of folks you won’t have seen for a long time.

OK Thats it …plenty of news updates to come… as it happens. Looking forward to seeing many pals again and getting this baby off the ground.

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